diff --git a/wipe.pl b/wipe.pl
index 3dc6134..194b5a9 100755
--- a/wipe.pl
+++ b/wipe.pl
@@ -39,6 +39,9 @@ my %color = (
 	"reset" => `tput sgr0`
 );
 
+# Disable dmesg logs to console because ew gross
+system("dmesg -n 1");
+
 my $pretend = grep /--dryrun/, @ARGV;
 my $longrun = grep /--long/, @ARGV;